SXSW EVENT IS DESIGNED TO DRAIN THE FINANCES OFF THE PARENTS OF RICH MILLENNIAL HIPSTERS.

SXSW EVENT IS DESIGNED TO DRAIN THE FINANCES OFF THE PARENTS OF RICH MILLENNIAL HIPSTERS.

NOBODY EVER GETS FUNDED AT SXSW!

IT IS JUST A PARTY TO GET DRUNK AT AND HIT ON CHICKS WITH GLASSES!

SXSW HAS BECOME THE HAVEN FOR CLUELESS MILLENNIALS WHO HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE REAL WORLD WORKS. IT IS BURNING MAN FOR RICH KIDS!

… IN FACT NOBODY GETS LAID AT SXSW EITHER.. THEY JUST WANDER AROUND THE STREETS ALL NIGHT GETTING DRUNK AND SLEEP UNTIL NOON THE NEXT DAY

The SXSW Eco team is excited to share that we will be joining SXSW in March. In the interest of providing greater attention to important topics like our own egos, we will be integrating our programming into SXSW’s broader event in March, when the world is watching.

In lieu of an independent SXSW Eco in October, SXSW 2018 will host an expanded program containing the distinctive formats self-interested and look-at-me special events unique to SXSW Eco, including the Startup Showcase and Place by Design. We look forward to working with the idiotic hipster SXSW Eco community to elevate these important topics each March.

As in year’s past, SXSW Eco will present a variety of convergence bullshit programming elements for registrants of SXSW 2017, including the Social Good Hub Crap Center and the SXSW Eco Startup Speed Pitches Where Only You Get To Listen To Yourself. Our full Social Good Hub program highlighting the power of design, entrepreneurship and communications hype and BS to drive “Fake News” social change is now live. See details below, and we hope to see you at SXSW next month!

MEET OUR SPEAKERS
SXSW Eco is excited to announce the return of the Social Good Hub to SXSW 2017. From communications to design to public policy to civic engagement, the programming at the Hub examines the future of social impact.

Our speakers will highlight the power of TED-LIKE BS, crap culture, “artsy” design, hippie-shit and technology to drive social and environmental impact that only people in San Francisco will ever give a flying shit about…EVER!.

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Join Us At The Social Good Happy Fun Joy Joy Hub

Register to attend SXSW this March to participate.

REGISTER TO ATTEND » GET YOUR PARENTS TO SEND US MONEY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian Lee Jr. & Michael Ford »     Startup Speed Pitches »

Catch Up With Our Creative Community at SXSW

Many of our speakers and participants who made SXSW Eco 2016 so self-aggrandizingly great are returning to SXSW next month. Reconnect with these leading designers and innovators (ACCORDING TO THEM) and learn about their latest work.
   
Startup SPeed Pitches at Interactive

 SXSW Eco’s Startup Showcase Finalists return to SXSW for yet another, fast-paced, showcase highlighting the world’s rising stars in social impact and clean-tech.

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